Our Story
May 12, 2019

When we first met
When the laxatives were ingested
June 21, 2019

Our first date
The shit storm out of our cheeks on the toilet.
May 12, 2024

Marriage Proposal
When the Dr's tell me I need a colonoscopy
Days
Hours
Minutes
Seconds
May 12, 2019
When the laxatives were ingested
June 21, 2019
The shit storm out of our cheeks on the toilet.
May 12, 2024
When the Dr's tell me I need a colonoscopy
Saturday, September 21, 2025
02:00 PM - 03:30 PM
Your local Dr's Office
Saturday, September 21, 2025
04:30 PM - 11:30 PM
Your Local Gas Station
Any hospital or dr's that can shove things in your ass.
At your local medical center car park
Dress comfortably, this is going to be a wild ride.
Any hotels, better bring some comfy pillows and loo roll, maybe some lube.