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We are getting shat on, on Sep 21, 2025 

We are getting married on Sep 21, 2025 

17

Days

04

Hours

32

Minutes

35

Seconds

Our Story

May 12, 2019

When we first met

When the laxatives were ingested

June 21, 2019

Our first date

The shit storm out of our cheeks on the toilet.

May 12, 2024

Marriage Proposal

When the Dr's tell me I need a colonoscopy

Celebrate this next
milestone with us

Event Details

The Ceremony

Saturday, September 21, 2025

02:00 PM - 03:30 PM

Your local Dr's Office

The Reception

Saturday, September 21, 2025

04:30 PM - 11:30 PM

Your Local Gas Station

Our Wonderful Shit Filled Gallery

 
 
 

FAQ

Any hospital or dr's that can shove things in your ass.

At your local medical center car park

Dress comfortably, this is going to be a wild ride.

Any hotels, better bring some comfy pillows and loo roll, maybe some lube.